The Onion’s riveting coverage on Ohio’s new death penalty strategy is absolutely hilarious, in a sad, sad way.
“Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.” – The Onion
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